Tumblr Mouse Cursors
  • me: *wakes up*
  • me: wheres my phone
  • me: *rips off blankets*
  • me: *hears loud thud*
  • me: there it is
  • queen-siobhan:

    nowyoukno:

    Now You Know why you should never release 1.5 million balloons at once. (Source)

    Don’t tell me how to live me life

    porndirector:

    my life is like a teenage boy

    always hard

    lokeleo:

    andthenewt:

    weirdnessloveandscifi:

    bohemian-napsody:

    very fucking punny you shits

    teeth

    with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

    actual humor

    sidnugget:

    ugh-p3asants:

    iphone420:

    Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

    Your grandma is 45?!

    yeah she got married the day she was born 

    theunbreakablev0w:

    fake-n-bake:

    I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials 

    image

    lolerzz:

    the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

    politedoge:

    when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

    image

    mytoecold:

    Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

    stylinfcuk:

    laughing so hard because this is so accurate

    http://mishapocalypsesurvivor.tumblr.com/post/92335854894/gryfindortower-fizzy-fozzy
    http://mishapocalypsesurvivor.tumblr.com/post/92335854894/gryfindortower-fizzy-fozzy

    gryfindortower:

    fizzy-fozzy:

    omgbestusernameever:

    allyouneedislove-andacat:

    sherlielocks:

    jotunss:

    unnnie:

    captaintimber:

    fayalice:

    dawnoakley:

    from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel

    white pencil crayon.

    Terms and…

    mishathekitten:

theothertype:

Obviously it runs in the family.
Like making deals with demons.
And alcoholism.

And dying

    mishathekitten:

    theothertype:

    Obviously it runs in the family.

    Like making deals with demons.

    And alcoholism.

    And dying